A towel that is usually "recycled" by being hung up to dry for the next person to use. It becomes a taint towel after a man uses it in a "flossing motion" to dry his private parts after a shower. The next person, not aware of the residue left on the now-dried towel, uses it to dry off.
Roommate 1: *Thoroughly dries his groin area in every nook and cranny. Then he hangs up the towel.*
Roommate 2: *Dries himself off after his shower*
"Hey, the towels in the bathroom don't smell too great. Did you remember to use detergent?"
Roommate 1: "Haw haw, you just got a face full of taint towel!!"
liverpool slang:
girls in liverpool that go to baabar and heebie jeebies on a night out, wear baker boy caps in 2019, hire out signature living apartments for their birthday then pay £50 to get their makeup done 5 hours before they go, and still use the term “speaking,” to define a relationship when they’re over 18
“eve is such a scouse prin”
“isla is the biggest scouse prin name i’ve ever heard”
“omg all the scouse prins are wearing that jacket right now”
a girl ( or the usable portion of said girl) so loose as to create a whistling effect upon motion, much like blowing across the mouth of an empty bottle.
Do you have a clarinet in your pants or is it just your meatwhistle?
"Brought a regular meatwhistle home from the bar last night. had to switch to her ass to feel anything."