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Urban Dictionary

realtiphobia 

The fear of reality
You must have realtiphobia because you’re so afraid of the truth
realtiphobia by awge.fiend October 28, 2019

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badonkadonk 

"dude, look, she has a huge badonkadonk"
badonkadonk by no0ooo0o0ooo0oo0o November 12, 2019
A person that has a perfect ass in every way.
"Dayum, that's a ræder!"
ræder by malle April 5, 2014

Fientism 

The act of being addicted to certain things in life while being able to control themselves to a certain extent.
I never saw this day coming but how on earth did he die and this guy's still alive? They are true representatives of fientism.
Fientism by KEkdisone January 29, 2022
To denote irony, joke, or uncertainty of a phrase.

You can add more question marks to denote bigger uncertainty or levels of irony. E.g., (???).
Person 1: Hi Mark, did you remember to wash your dishes?
Person 2: No, I f*** hate you now (?)
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Person 1: Hi Mark, how was the interview?
Person 2: Pretty well (?????)
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Person 1: Hi Mark, do you want to kiss me (?)
Person 2: Yes of course (??)
Person 1: Oh you used two question marks so you did double irony and that means you really want to kiss me? (?)
Person 2: I don't even know what is reality and whatnot. (?)
Person 1: Omg we are such Shrodinger's Douchebags! (?)
Person 2: You know that Shrodinger's Douchebag is not exactly that, right?
Person 1: Yea that's why I've put an (?) at the end of my last sentence.
Person 2: Makes sense.
(?) by dannnnnnney October 6, 2022
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