squinter

A person that looks good from a distance, but with a closer look (or via SQUINTING), is revealed to be much less attractive. Often confused with beergoggles, but is not a function of alcohol, only of unsatisfactory distance. First coined by John M. in 1998

I was at a club last night and saw this hottie across the dance floor. But when I was about 10 ft away from her, I saw she was a squinter so I bailed.

squinter by Ddorfjt January 25, 2008

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Dyala

goddess of constantly shape shifting adapting and evolving, she’s an amusement to be around and has epic pussy, a name given to very few powerful individuals

“got me a dyala and my life has never been the same ever since!”

Dyala by riotgrrrl May 15, 2020

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Ernsky

Ernsky: You don't find much of them because it's a unique name. they are very shy people and don't realise how much they mean to people. when they get to know people they can act really dumb and nervous but they are actually pretty smart. they also have trouble opening up to people because of past events and because most of the time the name is possessed by a boy .

Hi ernsky

Ernsky: uh, hhhuh hi :)

Ernsky by ahahhaahahhahaq September 13, 2021

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tan the man

A pice of crap

Tan the man Jan fam lan

tan the man by King Ozzy October 24, 2018

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Shard farming

Shard farming (v): the act of frantically and hysterically looking for ice cubes or shards of crystal ice (methamphetamine) in the carpet or on the floor.

Come on Joe!! Quit shard farming the shag carpet and let's go work on this car out here. There's nothing to be found in there, it's all gone and whatever you've been shard farming for the last three hours has only resulted in you finding sesame seeds off my Arby's Beef and Cheddar sandwich from last week. Stop your damn tweaking, get in the shower so we can go now!!

Shard farming by kevinator07 October 23, 2019

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Emma

A complete bitch. One of the most stubborn persons you'll ever meet, but overall a good person and friend.

that dude is such an emma.

Emma by thatgiraffe23 May 23, 2022

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red wings

also refers to the act of sex itself when the girl is on her period

the shower is the perfect place to earn your red wings

red wings by rawrimaleo January 16, 2011

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Urban Dictionary

squinter

Dyala

Ernsky

tan the man

Shard farming

Emma

red wings