Ass pennies

Pennies that you shove up your ass.
They normally smell like ass.
Pennies can be stored in your rectum, can be used for later use.

John: "Hey dude, can I borrow a couple of pennies?"

Ryan: "Sure let me get them from my ass."

John: "Thanks bro, I can always count on you and your ass pennies."

Ass pennies by Ripply-Dickly January 27, 2020

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gekyume

being defined: a word made by XXXtentacion that means a "different state" or "next" universe of thought

I was in gekyume thinking about Bhad Bhabie

gekyume by ESKETITTTTTTTTT May 18, 2018

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Jo

Very nice woman

Jo is a nice woman

Jo by Random guy 👦 July 4, 2026

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TWERD

a person who greatly enjoys reading the twilight series (twilight, new moon, eclispe and breaking dawn); should never be used in a negitive way

i wish i was as cool as those twerds.

TWERD by twerdiest March 30, 2009

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Ninja wood

The unexpected,unprovoked erection that occurs while in public. Usually characterized as coming out of no where, particularly in the morning (at work or in class)

Scholars maintain that it a
reverberation of morning wood...
similar to an after-shock associated
with earthquakes

Morning wood is to ninja wood as
Earthquake is to after-shock.

This morning, in my math class, I had a mean case of ninja wood that came out of nowhere. (It snuck up on me like a stealthy ninja)

Ninja wood by Chris A. P. February 9, 2007