Who: Bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a scottsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the carribean by provadence impoverished in squalor

Parents: When he was ten his father split, full of it, debt ridden two years later see Alexander's mother bed ridden half dead, sittin in their own sick, the scent thick- And Alex got better but his mother went quick

Job: Started workin, clerkin for his late mother's landlord

Where: Well, the word got around, they said, 'this kid is insane, man!' took up a collection just to send him to the mainland