punk'd

A show on MTV hosted by Ashton Kutcher. He pranks celebrities and says "I'm Ashton Kutcher and...I'M AWESOME!". Also see dumbfuck and reality tv

I'm dumbass Ashton Kutcher and you've just been punk'd!

punk'd by Blaire January 16, 2005

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purple lurple

When something or someone becomes fat and purple :]

she ate so much, she became a purple lurple.

purple lurple by Debby the Vampire October 18, 2008

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sacking out

Staying in for the night with your lover

Me and bae are just sacking out for the night

sacking out by LickassJK March 27, 2016

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giyuusfanclub

The most perfect best friend<3

"Whos that one perfect best friend you always talk about?"
Giyuusfanclub
"Woah, she seems like a cool friend!"
She is!

giyuusfanclub by D3nkik4minar1 June 4, 2021

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Gonaherpascyphilaids

The Culmination of the major STD's one can get in life, all bundled together, and powerful enough to evolve to control the Human Body. Once contracted, a person begins to become more of a Douchebag/Dumbass or Slut/Bitch. There is no cure.

Dude, James caught Gonaherpascyphilaids.
How can you tell
He's starting to wear things from Supreme and Yeezy.
Oh no.

Gonaherpascyphilaids by JOHNNY JACKOOF January 29, 2018

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rip landon

dont fall for it landon joke will be ur end

someone:"rip landon
someone else:" who is landon???"
someone:"landon my left n3t

rip landon by rose kai is king April 28, 2021

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Dariusexual

1.Being attracted to someone with the name Darius.
2. Being attracted to someone with many well maintained possessions

1. I’m dariusexual, I only like Darius.
2. He has so much stuff and his house is so clean, I think I’m dariusexual.

Dariusexual by Darrisiu July 9, 2023

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