National Carson Day

April 15. Celebrate by posting your favorite picture of your friend named Carson. It will make him feel better, as he grew up a lonely fuck with no friends, and is not used to attention.

Tyler: Good to see you Carson! Happy “National Carson Day”!

Carson: i miss her 😔

National Carson Day by ChiefsRaysBolts April 14, 2021

Shulby

The best-est friend anyone could ever ask for. When some people think of her, they think of three things; keister, butt, and fuck. She has got a Nicki Minaj ass, but she didn't have to pay for hers. Is very loyal, but don't get on her bad side, she doesn't take shit from anyone. She speaks two languages, English and sarcasm.

Dayuummm, look at that fine ass, it must be Shulby. I wish she was my best friend.

Shulby by nallypickle November 18, 2020

Heli

Hannah + Eli = ❤️❤️❤️

I ship Heli!

Heli by It’sWednesdayMyDudes!!!!!! June 21, 2019

Finger Fucking Your Phone

When a persons fingers are rapidly touching or swiping the surface of a cell phone because they are so consumed with their phone. This also applies to someone not rapidly swiping or texting, but who is obsessed with their phone in an intimate manner.

Ex: "Are we going to have sex, or are you going to spend the rest of the evening finger fucking your phone?"
Ex: "I thought the movie was good, however my date had no thoughts on it as she was finger fucking her phone the whole time"
Ex: "I thought she was going to be a good lover by the way she finger fucked her phone all the time, but as it turns out she likes her phone more than me."
Ex: "You are finger fucking your phone so hard it is going to cum"

Finger Fucking Your Phone by hooknsailor December 6, 2017

googlincidence

The coincidence of googling about someone at the same time they are googling about you, with neither of you knowing about the others actions. NOTE: This actually happened to me the other day

It was googlincidence that caused us to contact each other after not talking for 20 years.

googlincidence by Matt Manring February 27, 2009

Alcantaraing

(Verb) The physical action of ignoring your friends after you've begun to make plans with them by ignoring texts, phone calls and all attempts to have them contact you to follow through on said plans. Some would say this is comparable to ghosting someone.

"He stopped answering us I think he's Alcantaraing us"

Alcantaraing by Alcantara101 July 1, 2022

Watermelon Sugar

Literally the fructose sugar of a watermelon

Yo i like watermelon sugar over normal sugar

Watermelon Sugar by okay buddy May 4, 2021

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