Kentucky Plug

During the act on intercourse, you stick you thumb in your partners ass with authority while saying "ITS WATER MELLON TIME"

Ralph, how'd you get two black eyes?
Scott, I gave the misses the "Kentucky Plug" last night. Killed the mood, I was blind, and she's sitting on an ass donut. Would not recommend it.

Kentucky Plug by analbabes May 20, 2021

boyfriend

Hmmmmm... how to define boyfriend?
1) a guy used to keep the gross guys away
2)a guy you date because he is a total ass and you use dating him to fuck him over to get him back
3)a guy one chooses to be with because he is funny, sweet, and cares for them
4)a postion a guy holds that states that one person should be kissing them and only them, also other things that do not need to be explained
5) some guy who you date to specificly by you gifts and pay for your stuff

yeah i met this guy who is like totaly hot and he asked me out and bought me a ring so i said yes.

boyfriend by justne wade April 11, 2005

whenever

corrupted use of the word "when," often used by those less educated or those surrounded by less educated people; this is not the definition of the actual, correct, use of whenever as in "Whenever I go to Bills house, I smell something weird"

I saw a snake at 3pm, whenever I went to my friends house yesterday.

You knocked on the door whenever the movie started.

whenever by zingerhoff August 16, 2009

mayflowered

A practical joke with serious consequences. Coined by MisterFantasmo.

Why do I feel ill?" "You got mayflowered!" "What?" "I put poison in your coffee.

mayflowered by LoyalNugget May 30, 2011

flut

another word for 'slut'. if you don't feel like saying 'slut', say 'flutt'. you can call someone a 'slut' without them understanding.

Omg Erin, you're such a flut!

flut by Krista and Erin September 12, 2006

Weiner Rust

When a man has been sexually inactive for such a long period of time he begins to accumulate a rusty film around around his banana.

Jilll: When is the last time you had sex?

John: I'm a virgin.

Jill: WOW YOU ARE 48 YEARS OLD!!! YOU MUST HAVE A HUGE COAT OF WEINER RUST!!!

Weiner Rust by BIGCOCKY123 July 7, 2011

Lapaca

One word term used to inquire the degree of doneness desired when cooking meats.

When the waiter said "lapaca", the customer responded "medium rare please".

Lapaca by Riffpro October 4, 2023

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