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Urban Dictionary

adult-tard 

An adult who does ridiculosly stupid things as a way of showing their maturity. Eg; when a little bird finds it's way into a classroom of fifth graders, and adult-tard would be the first one to catch it and call animal protection, instead of letting it fly away. Making oddly stupid rules and descisions is another habit of adult-tards.
At my school, they caught someone smoking in a restroom stall and the adult-tard principle made a rule against using the bathroom.
(true adult-tard moment)
A toxxine is a product that stimulates antibody production to provide immunity against disease.
UNICEF hopes to reduce world population through universal toxxine mandates.
toxxine by BetterCallTMatt October 10, 2021

Flag Waving DoucheBag 

Flag Waving DoucheBag- Someone that tries to convince you to join the military or any other government organization in an attempt to receive goods or services that are unfairly lowered in value if you signup.
Flag Waving DoucheBag - Predicting the pandemic and being asked to volunteer for an government organization or military to save money on services rendered.

Double Blowjob

When one blowjob just isn't enough; when you are horny enough that you need to cum a 2nd time after the girl swallows your initial load of cum.
Natalie pulled away after I shot a load in her mouth, but then I pushed her head back down; I decided it was going to be a DOUBLE blowjob.
Double Blowjob by Jarred Neuman December 4, 2011
fudge by gofff November 29, 2016

Nuclear Beauty Parlor 

To mess with people by laughing at something you feel totally serious about, usually improvised by a group of female friends. The original Nuclear Beauty Parlor was group of Art Punk chicks in San Francisco back in the eighties. They started out getting arrested protesting nuclear weapons and then did street theater dressed in pink beauty parlor smocks and looking good so they wouldn't get beat up by cops. Then music producer Bill Graham liked the lyrics to their theme song and funded the 45 vinyl single recorded by members of The Tubes because the Nuclear Beauty Parlor was not a band. The record is archived at Swarthmore College as an artifact of the nuclear freeze movement. The lyrics to the Nuclear Beauty Parlor song are sweet, look them up.
Naaw.. this a Nuclear Beauty Parlor, right?
When you need one word to describe a extreamly super duper stupide person
Person1) Dude your mom gey.
Person2) bruh, are you a Thurian ? It's your're mom gay.
Thurian by Fellllixx69 June 25, 2019
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