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Urban Dictionary

Chav/Gypsy slang similar to "fuck off" and "jog on". Saying it to sombody generally gives off the impression that you want them to go away.
"Ker on."
Ker on by Soul Whacked August 18, 2009
A shockingly tall ogre who loves to inflict pain with her egotistical acts. Dorf Dorf brings nothing but a dark cloud. She also lacks a brain.
“What’s a Dorf Dorf?”

“Dont ever speak of that name again. Only pain and suffering follows.”
Dorf dorf by Bohuslava April 8, 2021

spongebob 

spongebob
spongebob

smurf-cock 

generic name for any condition or affliction which turns your penis blue and/or shrinks it
I'll never use a blue condom again...I dreamed I had Smurf-cock last night!

That lake was so cold, it took me a week to get over the smurf-cock!
smurf-cock by RotNWang December 1, 2003

ANNOYING 

THAT ONE HOMELESS LOOKING PERSON WHO CONTINUES TO SEND MEMES ON A GROUP CHAT AND COULD BE A SCHOOL SHOOTER
"Damn, He/She's annoying but i'll act nice so they don't shoot me!" "Annoying people should look in the mirror" "Be careful with your words or they'll shoot you!"
ANNOYING by Jacob 19¬ September 13, 2022

farticles 

I'm smelling some raunchy farticles
farticles by peprikaspice March 14, 2011