Chris Tilli

a sexy guy that has alot of girls that talk to him. he always is just there doing his thing. he has so much swag, he makes black dudes look bad. hes so cute, and he tends to take pictures of weird things and put it on the internet. he always likes to eat. he is a adorable boy who is on every girls mind

oh my god, your a chris tilli!

Chris Tilli by the stalker who knows November 13, 2011

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gone off cabbage

When you leave a cabbage in the fridge for too long and it goes rotten.

The gone off cabbage tastes like a stink bomb.

gone off cabbage by Debskelly1985 March 19, 2023

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whack your pud

To whack your pud is to choke the chicken, beat the meat, polish the pole, playing with your magic johnson, arm aerobics, bashing the bishop, be your own best friend, check the plumbing, shoot the sheriff, dilly with the willy, drain the sea monster, firing your musket, evacuating tatooine, spank the donkey, to wank, jack off, jerk it, yank it, pull it, eating grapes with a one-armed man, or masturbate.

"You can whack your friends, you can whack your pud, but you can't whack your friend's pud."
-- T. Saldanha

whack your pud by CherryBom April 28, 2010