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modern mom

when you just swaggin like that ya heard????
ares: i just spread more cp

random nigga: thats so modern mom bro
modern mom by Gameanator September 26, 2022
Litzi

A girl that likes to play around and listen to you no matter what. She is the best friend someone could have.She likes to tell jokes and to trick people.
Litzi is the best friend any person could have!
Litzi by luv_the_baĕ November 1, 2014

Lindsay Iadeluca 

Gina Raimondo's lapdog..... Also a massive feminazi who hates men and can not take a compliment. She also can not spell or use the right words when describing situations. A complete illiterate who works in broadcast journalism no less. Also a complete two face and a complete fake and a complete phoney. The true definition of a man hater since she lashes out on every guy she sees.
Lindsay Iadeluca

Me: Gina your lapdog was looking for you?
Gina Raimondo: Oh Lindsay was here good I need to have my pussy wiped clean by her tongue after I just took a piss
Gina Raimondo: Can you walk Lindsay for me I haven't had a chance to since I been screwing over as many Rhode Islanders as I can
Me: Where's her collar and leash
Gina Raimondo: It should be on my desk where I last left it

Me: Gina your lapdog was asking where you were?
Gina Raimondo: Oh tell her I'm in the restroom stall taking a shit and I need her here to lick my anus clean
Gina Raimondo: Can you walk Lindsay for me I haven't had a chance to since I been screwing over as many Rhode Islanders as I can
Me: Where's her collar and leash
Gina Raimondo: It should be on my desk where I last left it
Lindsay Iadeluca by Lindsay Iadeluca November 11, 2019

sidewinder 

the unknown who wrote sidewinder is second rate and doesent want to cause anyone too much trouble
I left MY sidewinder in the sink and then shut off the water at the valves under the sink and took the handles

Egg Head 

If Chloe gets another concussion, the yolk will run out of her egg head

Shut up egg head
Egg Head by Leedle 12 August 5, 2018

buttacashmoney 

comes from the words butter, cash, and money, all combined to make one super adjective used to describe something incredibly 1337, pwnerific, or just damn cool
automatic soap dispensers are indeed buttacashmoney.
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