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Night People 

People whose skin colour is the same as the night sky.
Mommy; there are a lot of night people in this neighbourhood.
Night People by Night-night December 31, 2021

Slutheimer 

A Slutheimer can be found in Haltom City, Tx. Its a one of a kind creature. Can't trust your boyfriend, girlfriend, mom, dad, siblings, or even pets around this beast. She can fit just about ANYTHING in her birth canal. She'll fuck your boyfriend and half of your town in the same day. Sometimes late at night after the birth givers have fallen asleep you can see the Slutheimer sneaking out to find her next victim. Don't be care free around the Slutheimer, always have protection and make no direct skin to skin contact. Just kissing her puts you in contact with the last 10 or more dicks that entered her mouth within the past 24 hours. Don't let her innocent little girl act fool you, she is a nasty slut. She would be a whore. but she's not worth the money or even a crumb of crack-cocaine. Anyone who decides to be in a relationship with this wild animal gets cheated on at least five times before its been a month. Slutheimer is no joking matter.
"Hey bro my dick really burns when I piss and I have sores all over me, what caused all this mess?"
"Man, its probably from when you fucked that Slutheimer. I turned down that pass around for a reason."
"You're probably right, I got her after the whole football team was done with her."
Slutheimer by Cream3.14 November 17, 2014
When someone is eccentric about a situation well acting like a cunt about it.
Well great that is just cuntastik you can be like that.
cuntastik by Wirthman86 November 22, 2022
when you use this you usually slay the magical toilet dragon in the progress of taking a dump.
toilet in a sentence.
toilet by nolifejim November 23, 2020
him: gta go, 1
me: buhbye
one by goober January 1, 2005

Schimmelfoef 

A verry advanced definition of greeting your friend
Hey schimmelfoefkes, hoe gaat ie ?!
Schimmelfoef by 2fuckz1time October 15, 2019
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