spaceman gloves

friend 1: asks for condoms

friend 2: here are your spaceman gloves

spaceman gloves by huhter November 19, 2021

chiraptophobia

basically the fear of touch or physical contact.

girl 1: My brother was diagnosed with chiraptophobia last week.
girl 2: What’s that?
girl 1: He can’t be touched or he has anxiety episodes. It’s so bad, he doesn’t even like to look at people.

chiraptophobia by okay but ᴸᶦᵍᵐᵃ April 1, 2019

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Shwee

The sound sperm makes, both inside and outside a human body.

I was all like "shwee" and he was all like "shwee"

Shwee by Josh The Orgasmic December 1, 2006

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zeroniney

Zeroniney is an amazing person with great sense of humor. He's super cute but stings when angry.

Yo, isn't that zeroniney?

YES ITS HIM.
gosh he's so HoTT.

zeroniney by bluesandyellows November 24, 2021

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yic

Two word combo of yuck and sick.

yic...& That's it.

yic by MaryPrimac666_Ɛx3 August 23, 2024

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shittemetit

Word used when you are surpised or a failure

Shittemetit I forgot to take a dump

shittemetit by SHITTEMETIT April 20, 2022

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Blackout sloth

When you're so drunk and super slow

"Let's get blackout sloth tonight"

Blackout sloth by Blackout sloth October 10, 2016

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