Urban Dictionary
traighton
Traighton is a very kind,funny, and amazing guy. Even thought he is a little shy he is the best Boyfriend any girl could ask for :) <3
Traighton is a great guy.<3
traighton by E_m_m_a <3 April 14, 2019
I Slept Like a Homo
the human autonomic nervous system has evolved to respond to deep rectal stimulation — such as that experienced during a rectal exam involving a large cylindrical object — with an intense parasympathetic rebound effect. The parasympathetic nervous system is responsible for "rest and digest" responses, so this will put you to sleep
I Slept Like a Homo by SlangGodHomo June 13, 2025
Headass
Smart bombs
Noun. Euphemism referring to a pair of female breasts, which, once activated, can be pointed at a male target and zero in on his most vulnerable area, rendering it under the control of his attacker. (Not his brain.)
Smart bombs by Queen of the Smart bombs September 23, 2009
Thunderclap
The name given to the slapping sound produced during the act of sexual intercourse in the famed doggy style position when a males testicles, which are especially loose and/or saggy due to heat or over stimulation, smack against the back of the females thigh and produce a slapping sound reminiscent of a soft clap of the hands.
Man 1 "Nigga i was bangin my girl the other night doggy style and my balls were so loose that the sound of the thunderclap was proper so loud that i went deaf in my left ear."
Man 2 "Shit nigga you best calm down on swingin dem testiclots around."
Man 1 "Word."
Man 2 "Shit nigga you best calm down on swingin dem testiclots around."
Man 1 "Word."
Thunderclap by Ninja Mc Stealth Kill August 23, 2009
Breasta Majesta
A term for really big breasts - can be derogatory or complimentary, depending on context. When it is said of a stranger, it tends to be used offensively (generally directed at overweight women); whereas if it is used among friends, it is more commonly an expression of mild jealousy. Guys sometimes would say it to girls who they are hitting on, but the girls don't tend to take it very well. It can also be used by older relatives to embarrass a young teen about their development (awkward)!
"Wow, that lady has a serious case of breasta majesta! Those things could knock out an elephant!"
"My cousin has proper breasta majestas, I'm so jealous..."
"That guy over there told me my boobs were breasta majestas, so I just said he was creepy and walked off."
"Well, aren't you becoming a breasta majesta, just like your dear old Auntie Maud!"
"My cousin has proper breasta majestas, I'm so jealous..."
"That guy over there told me my boobs were breasta majestas, so I just said he was creepy and walked off."
"Well, aren't you becoming a breasta majesta, just like your dear old Auntie Maud!"
Breasta Majesta by ironic_meatloaf February 3, 2010