Mediocre or barely above average. Commonly used in reference to one's intellect or ability.

Very intelligent, gifted, well-spoken, often serious, but playful alike. Extremely attractive and tall, plus he stands out in any room, because he shines bright like a diAMOND. He’s the type of guy that you want to ball up in your vagina all day and feel the tickle. It’s pronounced UHH-MOND and don’t confuse it with the nut, almond…this will encourage a spanking.

To suck something purple i.e. a penis

it is what you say when you return from being gone for an extended period of time

The female equivalent to "sloppy seconds", floppy seconds occurs when a woman receives an inadequate dose of dongage due to the fact that the male in question has recently enacted in coitus with another woman, thus rendering his manhood "floppy".

very pog moot of mine :)