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Dirty Conall

being an absolute legend for fucking every single girl in sight with his big fat lump penis in the arse whilst pouring a moretti in ur moms pussy
Wow look at dirty conall being an absolute legend for fucking every single girl in sight with his big fat lump penis in the arse whilst pouring a moretti in ur moms pussy
Dirty Conall by Aaron-has-a-lump April 19, 2020

beerears 

The state of owing another beers; in beer "debt" to a friend
Mike had been buying the beers all night. Dave was in beerears to Mike.
beerears by Lumpy LaCrosse June 1, 2011

Baggage Claim 

When two guys are having sex with one woman (on anal; one vag) and their balls (Bags) are smacking into each other.

Much like picking up your luggage from the airline. When all the luggage (Bags) are coming out onto the conveyer they all bump into each other.
Hey bro, this chick is down for a three- way. You in?

Im in; but only if you pick an end. Im not doing any baggage claim.
Baggage Claim by Jack Macokov July 10, 2010
Used as an alternative lyrics when you forgot the lyrics from the original song
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand, said to the man in the stand. "ah fuck"
ah fuck by EpicSanta April 18, 2017

Protein Punch 

A sexual maneuver in which the male participant ejaculates onto his clenched fist, then proceeds to punch his female companion in the face. A variation of the timeless classic: the jelly roll.
Susan shrieked in horror as Harold cocked his hand back and yelled "Protein Punch!!!!"
Snobby, conceited, rude - not cool
She is hella sus to everyone.
Sus by 500DaysOfAtumn August 5, 2016
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