when you are 19 and you fuck a 15 year old your friends might call you a pedifile.

A special type of dickhead who like to suck ass and take the shit out of your worldly exsitstence

Some fat neek also called joeseph. He is a god at deez nuts jokes

No sending nudes the whole of september!!! No send!

Where one plays Counter-Strike or Counter-Strike: Source for long periods of time in a Zombie-like state. You may not be seen for a long while as you will spend every moment, that is not spent doing otherwise, playing CS or CS:S. The remedies for the "sickness" are:

1.) Un-install it and do something else.
2.) Find something that over-powers the urge to play CS.
3.) Go outside and have some fun.

There may indeed be other remedies, but these are the best. Now stop playing CS and go outside!

Not really a nap at all. Code word for spanking your monkey, punching the clown, floggin the dolphin, having at yourself, pulling your pork, rubbing one out, or just plain old jerking off.