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Urban Dictionary

Glasshole 

Being a jerk by wearing a Google Glass set in public, and/or trying to look cool or searching for people's identities like a creep
At a bar
Guy: Hey there....Jessica? The face recognition linked me to your Facebook page and I can see you like cats...
Jessica: Don't be a Glasshole and stop stalking me
Glasshole by orieisen May 22, 2014

pig wheel 

An extremely loud Harley-Davidson motorcycle that has deteriorated through years of misuse, neglect and/or makeshift repairs.
When that gomer rode his ugly old pig wheel through the parking lot, it must have set off a dozen car alarms!
pig wheel by '52 Broadcaster September 25, 2006

tesco tax 

The punitive price premium charged on some products by Tesco supermarkets for customers without a loyalty card. Tesco is the UK's largest grocery chain with 28% market share.
"I paid £1 extra in Tesco tax on the ice cream because I didn't have my clubcard."

"You can opt out of tracking cookies for free online, but the Tesco tax means you need to be rich to do so offline as well."

"I went to Sainsbury's instead to avoid the Tesco tax."
tesco tax by tescotax April 9, 2023

Maridale 

girl with a big heart. Sometimes people take her for advantage but don't realize how much it hurts her. She's confident and beautiful inside and out (also very funny). When she's upset its rare that she's sad, mostly mad and that confuses people. she's the type of girl who understands what your going through or at least tries very hard to. She gives great advice and can always be a shoulder to cry on
Hey maridale can I talk to you about something?
Maridale by Pikachoo25 August 15, 2021
Wow, she looks extremely Languid.

Tiny Winka

What a British guy has
Spencer: hey Alain

Alain: ya
Spencer: tiny Winka! Get a mouth full what go's in comes out

Alain: Spencer don't describes stuff in your pants
Tiny Winka by Alain Flores August 28, 2016

lesbiansexual

a term referring to both basement dwellers and varsity football losers who are addicted to porn involving at least 2 or more women. their view on lgbtq+ people is entirely fetish based.
Mom: Your coworker Jake gives me lesbiansexual vibes. He's always on about Riley Reid and he makes frequent trips to the bathroom.

Mom 2: Yeah you might be right. Plus, he's always asking about which one of us is on top.
lesbiansexual by BLURPYDURRNURRRF January 15, 2022
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