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Kaori is a Japanese girls' name meaning "fragrant". A Kaori ALWAYS smells nice, whether it be by shampoo, perfume, lotion, etc.

Kaoris are also really friendly. They love meeting new people, and you won't regret getting to know them. They love being much-loved in general (and they generally are much-loved), so they'll do a lot to make you like them.
Though Kaoris might seem very shy and polite when you first meet them, you'll soon discover their true nature. Someone named Kaori is usually eccentric, fun, and energetic. They love to laugh. Some Kaoris are more serious, true, but the majority are very cheerful.
Kaoris are also pretty well-rounded. They're generally good at art and their studies, though some of them are a bit lacking when it comes to athletics. They often know at least one instrument, and, if not, have various other talents to make up for it.
As you can see, if you ever are lucky enough to meet one of these pretty, creative, fun girls, you won't want to give her up. A Kaori is one of the best kinds of people you will ever find. :)
"That new girl in the class is named Kaori, right? It's kind of an unusual name, since it's Japanese and all, but... I think she must be really awesome."
Kaori by Magical Girl August 25, 2012

sleepy winkers 

Goopy or dry Rheum or eye buggers that collect in the corners of eyes when the Sandman visits.
Wipe those sleepy winkers from your eyes.
sleepy winkers by tittitkitkit August 20, 2011
An exclamation or greeting akin to meep, but with more gravitas. Derives by onomatopoeia from the sound of dancing zombies.

"Morp! What's new in the news?"
"Morp morp."
morp by serapio June 2, 2008

water sheep jeb 

water jeeeeb means pain water sheep jeb

slaying the lust dragon 

"Slaying the lust dragon",is another name for cronic masterbation,to the point where your penis gets really fat and red.
teen one:hey man,want to hang out today?
teen two:not today man,im gonna be slaying the lust dragon.
teen one:remember the ice man,remember the ice...

I'm in a meeting

phrase A polite or secretive way to inform someone that you are (or about to be) sitting on the toilet, pooping.
"I can't talk right now. I'm in a meeting."

Person 1 knocks on bathroom door.
Person 2: I'm in a meeting right now. I might be a while.
I'm in a meeting by Lorenzo Zamboni October 25, 2022

Gormanism 

n. A syndrome where you look younger than you really are.
She has Gormanism because she's 20 but looks 13.
Gormanism by Creepy Nuo August 8, 2005
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