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Urban Dictionary

Squish-pit 

The act of putting one's penis in another's armpit for sexual pleasure.
I squish-pit Susie last night. ;)
Squish-pit by S. Q. Pitts February 10, 2014

Alex From Target 

Some picture made by some thirsty high-schooler cunt. The guy in the picture, he's getting paid minimum wage like every other employee; the twist? He's famous. Good for the kid, but he's just overrated and soon, no one will give a flying fuck about him and he'll be another particle of dust in the air.
Girl 1: OMG DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ALEX FROM TARGET!!!
Hipster Boy 1: Get away from me you mainstream mongrel.
Alex From Target by CockyPrick November 9, 2014
Handsome, loyal, amazing, and smart. He will put other first instead of himself. You need a friend like Malcon. He will make you laugh 24/7. His laugh is contagious as hell though. So you might want to ask him to hangout!

This man will be your ride and die if you are loyal to him and accept his friendship. Be like a Malcon because there aren’t many like him in this generation.
I wish a had a Malcon right now so I can laugh my butt off.
malcon by Tobey Keith maguire November 24, 2021

ez rider 

She drops a package of the EZ Rider
ez rider by mutisya August 15, 2006

Large willy billy 

When you have a large willy and your name is billy
"Do you know Billy?"
"Yes he has a large willy."
" So he is an actual large willy billy? imossible!"

Nutsack Kite 

When you're on a bike wearing gym shorts or nude and you stand up. Your nutsack catches wind and flies like a kite
Yo bro i was on my bike and i stood up. It was like a fuckin nutsack kite.
Nutsack Kite by supah phresh March 24, 2008