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simple plan 

5 guys from Montreal, Quebec, Canada in a so-so band.
Their lyrics suck, the singer can't sing, but they are still loved by millions of 12 year olds.

I guess they relate to their " I hate my parents" whiny stuff.
Bob: Hey Dude, what CD d'you buy?
Little girl: Um, Still not getting any, the new Simple Plan cd
Bob: ...
Little girl: Bob? Where are you? *sobs*
simple plan by -Niz- October 4, 2005
LOF Means to say "LAUGHING OUT FUCKOFF "
I was kicked out of the class room when they asked me to partner up with the fat chick ... I LOF hard
LOF by kriix July 6, 2010

chopping rails 

Cutting up lines of powdered drugs such as cocaine for inhalation.
Bruce was chopping rails of blow when the cops kicked in his door.
chopping rails by sniffle and snort September 2, 2010
While the word Eman means 'faith', girls named Eman are usually potatoes who are habitual of slapping their special someone with a big fat 'No' because of their strict tradition of Takalluf. Takalluf, albeit can be required & beneficial in some circumstances, yet with people like Eman, it is a symbol of rejection.

Eman makes everyone feel comfortable in her presence, to the extent that individuals may reveal their dark, violent secrets.
Eman is synonymous to faith, pretty, jubilant, intelligent and witty.
People like Eman should just shush up and accept gifts when given by special people like her babes, Aishu and maybe just say "thank you" and go. Emans are beautiful inside and out. There is a saying that they rock the "Kohl-Surma". Emans are loved by the people around them.

Bye.
"Wait, is that Eman? E-man....E-woman.....E-WoahMan!

Aishah said, "My faith, Eman."
Eman by EZ64 May 18, 2019

Necroplaying 

1. First you will need to get one or two partners in order to do this.
2. One partner will act dead while the other will fondle the partners body

3. After foreplay the partner will have sexual intercourse with the partner that is acting like they're dead
4. After the partner reached the climax, they will then switch turns
*tips* to spice it up add fake blood and makeup to make it even more sexy
*fact* this is a less illegal way for a person to release their necrophilliac tensions rather than actually having sex with a dead body.
"Did you hear about the new fetish thing?"
"What? What's it called?
" I think it's called necroplaying? I heard it's some messed up shit where a guy has sex with a dead body...heck I don't even want to research it!"
Necroplaying by Vargiz May 18, 2014
A stupid and annoying person that no one loves
Man he is such a Kolby
Kolby by dark573cloud September 18, 2020
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