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YouTube Tap 

When you tap your phone screen to see how long is left on the video. This can also be done with people.
David: Did I tell you about that time I swam to Alaska?
Mitch: No, i don't think so...
David: Well I was trying to beat the record for-
Mitch: *taps David in the face*
David: 6:23
Mitch:...
David: Did you just YouTube Tap me?
Mitch:... Yes...
YouTube Tap by ThePotatoKing August 19, 2018
Djura is the most sweetest person in the world, but sometimes she can be a little lazy. She is doing the absolute best to make things work out.
You’re so sweet, you’re name must be Djura!
djura by EKSIC November 22, 2021
A knuckle dragging, mouth breathing, foam at the mouth, rabid dog, conservative nutcase who spends time between killing small animals posting on the Conservative Republican Porn site freerepublic.com.

Lead by king nutcase Jim Robinson, also known as Rimjob, these bizarre freaks spend their days franticly masterbating over pictures of Reagan, Rush Limbaugh, and their Bush Christ, and spewing the daily talking points from the Reich Wing.

Most FREEPERS seem to believe that their King, Dumbya the 1st, walks on water, heals the sick, brings sight to the blind, and truly is the Son of God (Funny, I didn't know God had retarded offspring)
FREEPERS can be recognized from the following attributes. Fat, Ugly, Stupid, Angry, redneck.
Freeper by Hugh Jorgen II May 25, 2006

JACK_OUFF 

A homosexual, clingy, whiny moron who can't seem to understand the concept of rejection.
A man comes out of his bedroom with his hair messed up and his shirt messed up. "I just had gay sex. Five minutes ago. It was such a JACK_OUFF"
JACK_OUFF by Solid_Cake67 February 14, 2003

base kid 

A kid in my school who probably has some sort of mental disability who goes to the base or the "Arches".
the base is where the people with learning difficulties go. i don't know what they do there.
There's quite a lot of base kids in my school.
Person 1: Who was that guy that keeps on looking at me in PE?
person 2: Oh yeah, that's John, he's a base kid.
base kid by slytherkat October 27, 2011

Hallway Howard

Any person/group in a school hallway that poses a threat to those passing; unremarkable people posing as obstacles to those trying to get to class.

Can come individually or in groups, though individual hallway howards are rare. Often very excitable girls/boys talking without realizing they're taking up the whole damn hallway.
person 1: damn, this school is full of assholes and hallway howards.

person 2: true. I'll be pissed if we're late again.
Hallway Howard by acxi January 25, 2019
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