Probably the nicest person you will ever meet. People's whose names are Esmeralda are usually the prettiest, smartest, and nicest. Every girl wants to be like her and every guy is afraid to ask her out because of the fear of rejection. Usually will end up being voted prettiest, or Valedictorian. Overall, the most perfect person ever.
Girl: Oh my gosh, Esmeralda is so awesome, i wish i was just like her!
Guy:Wow, Esmeralda is so pretty, I want to ask her out, but I'm afraid that she'll reject me!
Despicable little creatures that inhabit your pockets, responsible for screwing up your phone by magically deleting contacts, disconnecting you at inopportune times, and writing naughty words with voice to text you would never dream of sending.
After waiting 45 minutes on hold, my doctors office finally picked up and those pocket gremlins cut us off.