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Urban Dictionary

stop my life 

"Stop My Life" may be used as a phrase to describe a moment that is so incredibly amazing or hilarious that you need your life to stop so you can deal with its awesomeness.

(May be substituted for the phrase "OhEmGee")
An 85 year old woman wearing a gold jumpsuit, USA wristbands, and rocking out to Britney Spears is dancing outside your bedroom window.

"Whoa.. stop my life"
stop my life by schweng September 6, 2009

Lees bird 

Lees bird lost her toothbrush in 1872
Lees bird by Ye mah May 18, 2020

Penile Attack 

A penile attack can happen when your penis gets attacked by anything in any way, leaving it unusable.
Jimmy's penis suffered a penile attack.
Penile Attack by AngryNoodleMan69 February 21, 2022

Wuddhist 

I white person, usually from the suburbs, who feels the need to project a more sophisticated outward appearance of themselves by adopting Buddhism which is, to them, a very exotic quality, in order to impress others.
Yeah, after a year in San Francisco he became a wuddhist but still spends all of his disposable income on prostitutes and cocaine.
Wuddhist by xThoms PaineX March 5, 2017

whiphead 

verb: to injure someone whether intentionally or unintentionally. The injury may be mental or physical but is usually not serious.

noun: 1. someone who injures another; 2. a deviant.
That guy totally whipheaded me when he cut me off on the freeway.

I got to the store at 9:02 just as some whiphead was locking the door.

That whiphead is always sitting on the corner looking at me.
whiphead by THW April 7, 2008
This boy is the sweetest, most adorable, and all around most amazing person, you will ever meet. His hair is soft and you just want to run your fingers through it and you'll get lost in his eyes. He may not completely look the part, but he is more attractive than you will think when you have your first impression of him. Connor is very easy to fall in love with and he will always be there for you when you need him. He's always supportive of you and he's very accepting. He's the very best person you will ever meet so do not let him go. Ever.
(Can't think of anything really)

Connor is so much better of a person than I expected!

Friend 1: Gurl get me a maaaans pleeees

Friend 2: I need to get you a mans like mine so you can fart XD
Connor by ElvenMace March 28, 2019
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