investigation of character

When a greasy ass wannabe bootlicker tries so hard but fails at the academy he has no other option but doing shit security details at the mc donalds parking lot and a lame attempt at creating a FB page. He can't even control his own FB page how in the hell is he gonna stop the hamburgler?

So lard larper gets butthurt and threatens to charge people with "investigation of character" which must be some wish.com kind of law shit like his wish.com job.

You bastards just wait. I got your names and I'm gonna have you charger with uhhhh, investigation of character.

investigation of character by Regarded BARB November 17, 2023

Mildred rawlinson

A spazmoid who dad is jake Paul and has a twin called Simon who got sloppy seconds and is jaeden leiberheber's g

Person: I just saw a Mildred rawlinson dabbing on the haters

Mildred rawlinson by Riceaveryle October 3, 2017

CaptainArvz

The man who likes Psyduck more than his family/friends.

Man, that CaptainArvz guy is pretty invested in that whole Psyduck thing, huh?

CaptainArvz by CaptainArvz May 31, 2023

Silver Apple

The ultimate brown noser. Comes from when students would give their teacher an apple on her desk at the start of the day. Well this kid would bring a silver apple to suck up as hard as humanly possible.

"what the hell is John doing?"
"he's a silver apple, hes nose is so far up ass he can taste the colon"

"Johns acting like our bosses bitch"
"hes silver appling that pedophile until his next raise"

Silver Apple by Manther's"R"Us December 6, 2011

deunevolutionisation

The process of turning into a troglodyte

That man just went through deunevolutionisation

deunevolutionisation by frenchbert December 11, 2024

yff

See yiff. Although yff is often seen as a typo for "yiff", the occurence of the "yff" spelling is so common that it is feasable to think of both of these spellings as correct. If using this word primarily in it's otomatopoeia form, it seems that "yff" is more commonly used, but when using this word as a subject or part of a sentance, "yiff" seems to be more proper.

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yff by MBorel July 18, 2003

reej

short for retarded

“are you reej”
“he is such a reej”

reej by Brookelg March 18, 2022

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