chips ahoy

When the chick has some shit in her ass and it rubs off on your dick and then you have vaginal intercourse. Then you punch her in the face to "Sing, Sing, sing".

I hate when I chips ahoy, so I punch the chick in the face.

chips ahoy by Quagledo December 9, 2006

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MangoBurps

A very popular twitch streamer

hey did you catch that MangoBurps stream last night???
Yeah dude it was sick, they're so painfully unfunny!!!

MangoBurps by man go March 6, 2022

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Maltese steve

A man /God walking amongst mere mortals ,has the thickest mane ,strong greasy Back Bush, a great after shave sales man ,who has the cock of a palomino horse .

Heybthats maltese steve ,I thought he was a myth ,look at that wedlock perm

Maltese steve by the beesting December 19, 2022

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KeremBlox

KeremBlox is a ROBLOX YouTuber on YouTube. He is making cool videos on youtube. Also his ROBLOX videos are swag. His Discord server is literally messy lol.

KeremBlox: Welcome Back Guys!
Me: Yeah it's KeremBlox
(not fr lol)

KeremBlox by ryukiswag January 1, 2021

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claustropeadic

A situation where you find yourself in a very small space, i.e an elavator, or a thin gangway/stairwell, with a pervert or a peadophile present. :) usually a very uncomfortable situation, as 9 times out of 10, the perv has his phalus dangling through his fly. (maybe with a child) :( bad times.

Man1: (gets in lift with a baby boy in pram)
Man2: 'oh how sweet. how old is he?'
Man1: 'erm... im not entirely sure, cos you see, he's not mine. if i was to take a guess i'd say, about 3, 4 something like that. just right for me.' (smiles at man 2, then looks at baby, and smiles even more.)
Man2: (Realises that the other mans penis is hanging out. He then starts to feel VERY claustropeadic, and gets of at the next floor.)

claustropeadic by DontJudgeYouKnowItsTrue November 4, 2009