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emergency nine 

An ad hoc extra nine holes of golf played following a scheduled round necessitated by an untoward loss of funds during the scheduled round.
C'mon Hoss, we need to get in an emergency nine--Cueball wiped me out in the Calcutta this morning and I need to win some of it back.
emergency nine by Webturtle April 15, 2009
Well you see he is a cool guy with a strong reputation to beat everyone at anything. He also has a sweet sweet haircut that looks like he is wearing gold on his head.
1.Damn Vaea is the best

2. I wish I was Vaea

flamingo bombing 

When you buy at least five pink yard flamingos and anonymously put them in someones yard as a joke/prank
Friend 1: Man last night i got flamingo bombed!
Friend 2: Haha thats flamingo bombing is hilarious, i wonderr who it was?!
flamingo bombing by treehugger12344 October 11, 2014

Saturation and grain 

when u get dat find pic of a cow next to a red barn and u turn that brilliance and highlight down and then the saturation and vibrance up and then add a little bit of grain and then change the brightness and contrast and then take a dump and wait for the upcummies
friend: *takes a shitty nature picture*

you: "oh you TOTALLY gotta saturation and grain that and put it on insta"
"What's ligma?"
"Ligma balls bitch"
Ligma by The Hexicle July 26, 2018

Pattyflip 

It is a motion made to ones man's titty with an upward slap of the mans titty there only the tips of the figures touch the titty
Guy1: what's up fat stuff(pattyflips)
Guy2: hey daddy😏
Pattyflip by Yourmomsuc October 29, 2021
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