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Urban Dictionary

Butt Slut 

When a girl won't let you do it in the puss
"Stop being a little butt slut, Janet"
"Yeah, vaginal sex is like 💯"
Butt Slut by Anzilf April 22, 2018

limp lobster 

when a woman is fucking a man without telling him shes on the rag and after he cums inside he pulls out limp and the color of a lobster
jenny gave me a limp lobster, it was shocking!
limp lobster by mar dala December 21, 2008

Whiskermuffins 

Verb. To brush your facial hair over female genitalia in a sweeping (whisking) motion. Generally performed by fully bearded men with hanging or robust whiskers, but can be accomplished by any dangling facial hair. Play on words "whisk-her-muffins."

Noun 1. Can be used as a descriptive noun of the verb form. The act of brushing one's whiskers against pussy in a whisking, sweeping manners. Should be a pleasurable, albeit strange act.

Noun 2. A very energetic indoor cat with the mind of a genius. Insists on being addressed as "Mister" despite being a cat with few notable accomplishments.
1. Yo, I had a full beard going and whiskermuffin'd Theresa last night. It was great, but she got a bit chafed.

2. Ah Theresa? She won't put out at all unless you give her some whiskermuffins. She's addicted to beardfaces up on that snatch.

3. I was late yesterday and Mr. Whiskermuffins got pissed and scratched the hell out of my face. I'm gonna have to grow a beard to cover the scars. At least I'll be able to whiskermuffin Theresa again. She won't smooch me unless she gets a whiskermuffin here and there.
Whiskermuffins by beeuhnay June 4, 2014

Speaking Fag 

He who speaks the tone or dialect of a homosexual individual. One who also wears clothing that resembles that of a homosexual man. One who steals his best friend's girlfriend and walks away as if nothing is wrong.
"ehhhhhhhhhhhh he speaks fag."
Speaking Fag by Chad Miller April 20, 2004

fuhgeddaboudit 

Forget about it - in a stereotypical mob accent.
Person1: Aren't you going to watch the game?

Person2: I have too much work, so fuhgeddaboudit.
fuhgeddaboudit by PoopyMaster November 13, 2003
A person who is sexually attractive and active. Whodith's like Devons and give passionate kisses. Whodith's are tricks and like to suck big ones! they overuse the phrase sooooo annoying and dont know what it means but they are;)
They are great friends and know what to say to make your day that much better. They cruise around with peoples named diana and lissette, but they are way cooler than her.
This trick is such a WHODITH.

Whos that Whodith with those two pimp asses? She's such a whodtith; ANNOYING! (;
Whodith by Dee and Liss November 7, 2011
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