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bloodfart 

The unfortunate spackling of bloody pooh in ones underwear when attempting to pass gas. This is generally caused by being anally penetrated on a regular basis by large hairy men with names like Bruce or Greg.
Poor old Zink could not finish playing Trivial Pursuit, as he had inadvertantly let a bloodfart, completely soiling the insides of his skivvies. He was secretly relieved, however, as he was losing terribly, as usual.
bloodfart by Anonymous May 24, 2003
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adam .#2978 

adam is the funniest person to ever step foot into lanacord don’t be fooled bc he will fuck you up if you get an attitude yes he’s talking about you chanel.
Wow adam .#2978 is so cool and amazing. We love him.
adam .#2978 by pplug1nn March 12, 2022

Broken Heart 

A sad emotional state. Occurs when you get close to someone, and love them, then they go and throw it back in your face and laugh at your pain.
Lexi dated Jamie for eight monthes. She gave up many of her firsts, and she thought he was the one. Then one day she walks in on him when he was with Linsey, and he dumps her. Which resultd in her having a Broken Heart
Broken Heart by BrokenBell January 18, 2009
a fucking stalker, this guy wants to know everyones personal details no matter what it is for his masterbating pleasure
Why are a lot of people putting hearts in my comments?
Because it was villuu.
villuu by help me dear god January 8, 2018

Dirty yahya 

A dirty yahya is when a Egyptian man takes his pyramid bricks and slams it on the ground to get Hight on his female partner to suck his scrumdittlyuptios dick
Bro Jerry did a dirty yahya last night
Dirty yahya by VagoonaEater69 January 25, 2022

Loner swag 

a person who likes to be alone. they have friends and people who want to be around them but instead they prefer to be by themselves.

Happy being alone
chris: yo sam come to that party with us
sam: nah its cool im gunna go home take this facial & jus chill
chris: you have such loner swag
Loner swag by Reesa lynn March 11, 2012
one of the hottest people you will ever meet, she’s got a slamming body, a pretty face, and an even better personality. she’s an amazing listener and will do almost anything to help her friends out, even if that means putting her own needs aside. she’s probably sad about something so go give her a hug, she deserves it.
Onalee rejected me and I cry about it every night.
Onalee by LeshawnaShouldveWon November 21, 2021