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A gamer chick who loves to drink and party. Often called "Tozzle Rage the Loaded" when playing World of Warcraft and drinking due to her "finesse" with calling out dumb shits who can't dance or get the fuck away from the group to drop poison clouds of doom.

This chick's way cool though and knows how to get shit done!
Player 1: "WTF Why didn't you get the fuck out of the group to do that n00b!?"
Player 2: "Whoa man, you just pulled a Tozzle!"
Tozzle by Kyala February 3, 2010

Elastic Defense

In military terminology, this refers to a strategy used to flexibly absorb then repel the advance of attackers through carefully planned integrated fighting positions.

In modern slang terminology however, this is an over the top way to refer to a condom.
Definition 1: “We need to emplace mines and set up ambush positions in order to form an elastic defense at the valley entrance.”

Definition 2: “Babe I’m soooooo horny, I hope you brought your elastic defense!”
S.E.B
S.E.B is a nonce
nonce by moonfruit213 September 3, 2019

Good Ol' Shit Mug 

What it says on the tin.
Oh man! That's a Good Ol' Shit Mug!
A runner, a very persistent strongwilled and short guy.
Wow, fuck me that Najeer can run!
noun, that perfect woman defined uniquely in each man's mind, who simply doesn't exist but who he is convinced may be waiting just around the corner with open arms (and undoubtedly other body parts) just for him, the thought of whom sometimes causes him to act like an ass to the actual, nearly perfect realfem standing right in front of him (note: realfem, the one he really wants but is too damn stupid to realize it; etherman, male etherbeing sought after by woman similarly afflicted per above)
He'll never keep her cuz he can't stop thinking his etherfem is near.
etherfem by the.real.deal February 9, 2005
Gurnoop is a really funny person, makes people laugh and will be there for you whenever you need them. Gurnoop is a really cool and chill person.
oh hey Gurnoop, ur awesome!
Gurnoop by bigdaddyhisoka January 7, 2021
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