1) a hipster who is aging but has never had a real job or any real financial assets. His hipsterness has not been created by daddy’s trust fund, as with most species of hipster, but rather has been formed by a general sense of laziness throughout his life. He skateboards alone. He is insecure, has no friends, and cannot keep a girlfriend, as his ultra negative and pretentious personality prevents him from becoming fully integrated into society. He has no credit, lame car, no money,and yet still has the sense of entitlement that most of these things should just come to him because he thinks he’s a fucking cool guy. He tends to spend all his time smoking, drinking and eating pizza.

2) a wannabe hipster manster with no credit

A failed or wannabe rastafarian.

A sophisticated person which is there for the people which need them. Is usually a short , handsome boy which is quite smart

Sticking you dick inside her tight pussy going balls deep in the forest

A polite curse, based on an old scottish chicken-herder slang saying. Some scottish chicken herders still use this word, although most prefer the newer, shortened version (and it's not "farg")

To sneak up behind an unsuspecting person, put your hands between their legs and tickle their taint while saying, "Riggle, Riggle, Riggle."