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me: peaches-havoc im sure you and your tamarii have a wonderful loving probably lesbian relationship but MY tamarii is MINE
tamarii by pompryce October 25, 2025

trampolinist 

1. A trampolinist is usually someone who used to do gymnastics, but couldn't handle it. They are usually lazy.
2. A wanna be gymnast.
3. Somebody that jumps around on a trampoline, slacks off, and calls themselves a gymnast.
ex: She went to be a trampolinist, gymnastics was too tough for her.
trampolinist by Bubba Bublblegum November 22, 2006
A hairy male of the Hispanic origin; A hairy Cholo.
That jesus over there needs to kiss a razor.
Jesus by Johnny James July 5, 2007

Habbamond 

Someone who is so dumb that they had to google this word to figure out whether they were bring insulted! Well, now you know ;)
You: "Some guy just called me a Habbamond on Twitter, what's a Habbamond?"

Your Mate: "Never heard of it"

You: "I'll google it.... oh..."

Me: "Snigger... Stupid Habbamond"
Habbamond by Habbamond February 20, 2019

Smoove off

When something is removed from that which it was attached to - usually by violent means.
If I had 9 lives, I'd use 8 of them to blow my shit smoove off in front of people
Smoove off by brba87104 April 23, 2026
A girl who is BEYOND beautiful, she know it too. She is quite the savage when around her friends, and very innocent around family members. Riley’s tend to piss off her “mom friend” every once in a while by wearing clothes that show off her GORGEOUS body. She has one friend that knows everything, except her crush, to that she would tell nobody. Riley’s are really the perfect friend material, next time you meet one, become friends with her.
Dude: Broooo did you see Riley last night?
Dude #2: Nah bro why?
Dude: She was wearing the hottest black shirt and her mom friend was PISSED
Dude #2: Awww sick Man, last week, she flipped me off, turned around and drove her Aunt to get hip replacement surgery. So complicated.
Riley by thatqueenoverthere November 10, 2018
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