Urban Dictionary
Scientific Method Pataphysics
A pataphysical approach to the scientific method: applying the method to objects that cannot be observed, to hypotheses that cannot be tested, or to experiments that cannot be performed. For example, designing a double‑blind trial for the efficacy of prayer, or a controlled study of the effects of a colour that doesn’t exist. Scientific method pataphysics highlights the method’s dependence on a world that cooperates, and it imagines what the method would look like in worlds that do not.
Scientific Method Pataphysics Example: “He wrote a grant proposal to study the effect of invisible ink on reading comprehension. The method was perfect; the subject was pataphysical.”
Scientific Consensus Pataphysics
The pataphysical study of consensus where the consensus is about imaginary facts, or where the community itself is imaginary. For example, “99% of dragons agree that fire‑breathing is hereditary,” or “the International Society for Round Squares has reached consensus on the definition of a corner.” Scientific consensus pataphysics parodies the appeal to consensus by showing how easily a consensus can be fabricated or how it can exist without any real referent. It is a warning against treating consensus as truth.
Example: “He cited ‘a consensus of leading astrologers’ to support his prediction. Scientific consensus pataphysics: using the form of authority to support absurdity.”
Scientific Consensus Pataphysics
The pataphysical study of consensus where the consensus is about imaginary facts, or where the community itself is imaginary. For example, “99% of dragons agree that fire‑breathing is hereditary,” or “the International Society for Round Squares has reached consensus on the definition of a corner.” Scientific consensus pataphysics parodies the appeal to consensus by showing how easily a consensus can be fabricated or how it can exist without any real referent. It is a warning against treating consensus as truth.
Example: “He cited ‘a consensus of leading astrologers’ to support his prediction. Scientific consensus pataphysics: using the form of authority to support absurdity.”
Scientific Method Pataphysics by Abzugal May 22, 2026
Goomp
GOOMP, OMG! Goomp is that big back walking pile of goo. Mostly goomps are very inactive but like to downtalk others.
A goomp is that trash talking, nasty mouth chick or dude that's enormously large and slow moving.
A slothy sluggish individual. A slouchy, lazy, gluttonous person.
An extremely unmotivated person. Proud with low self-esteem.
Goomps always have their mouths open talking mess but nothing good ever comes out.
A bleach body bottomed person or a bad body chick.
Goomps are tacky and ill dressed for no reason.
A goomp is that trash talking, nasty mouth chick or dude that's enormously large and slow moving.
A slothy sluggish individual. A slouchy, lazy, gluttonous person.
An extremely unmotivated person. Proud with low self-esteem.
Goomps always have their mouths open talking mess but nothing good ever comes out.
A bleach body bottomed person or a bad body chick.
Goomps are tacky and ill dressed for no reason.
She is always talking about how many chicks she has, with her goomp self.
No im not a goomp, and im not trying to loose weight, im just big boned.
Pootie is such a goomp, everyone else is working out, while she sits there eating a cake, 2 foot long subs, a 2 liter, and milk duds.
Thats why he dont have any chicks because he goomp ass wont groom and dress himself.
No im not a goomp, and im not trying to loose weight, im just big boned.
Pootie is such a goomp, everyone else is working out, while she sits there eating a cake, 2 foot long subs, a 2 liter, and milk duds.
Thats why he dont have any chicks because he goomp ass wont groom and dress himself.
Goomp by Spookdafied Bah May 1, 2010
Fairfax Fudgsicle
The insertion of a feces-covered phallic object into a person's mouth. There are three roles involved in this act: a penetrator, a supplier of feces, and a recipient of the feces-covered phallic object. The roles can be independent, but a given individual can also fill multiple roles.
Since you were so nice and took me to Buca di Beppo, I have been packing in a little treat for ya. Get ready for a Fairfax Fudgsicle for dessert.
Fairfax Fudgsicle by Officer Matt O'Brien November 6, 2021
Lloydy
A person who frequents football messageboards and insults both players and fans, and repeats himself ad nauseum. Do not attempt to meet him in public as he is strangely timid in person, but the opposite in cyberspace.
An example of a Lloyd-ism 'Sullivan shouldn't be in the team, he never get's wide enough, he won't get near the first team, we've got much better players than him. Angells shit as well.I only speak the truth cos you lot are too scared.'
Lloydy by weirdandwonderfulworld.com August 10, 2004
Shea
shitloaf
1. An immense amount; usually describes a large amount of something unfavorable.
2. A typo of the more common slang word "shitload". While they mean the same thing, "shitloaf" is a lighter way of saying it and it gives a slightly comical edge to the statement.
2. A typo of the more common slang word "shitload". While they mean the same thing, "shitloaf" is a lighter way of saying it and it gives a slightly comical edge to the statement.