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Hypercrastinate

(Verb)
1. The act of putting off work by doing a "routine" check of all your favorite Web pages, blogs, email, forums, and news sites for any updates before starting.
2. To follow random or interesting-looking links on a Web site, then following random links on the target site, until you are so far removed from the original site that your browser's "back" button can no longer help you find your way to the beginning.

Origin: Hypertext (http) + Procrastinate
1. "Sorry, boss, I didn't get that report done last night. I hypercrastinated all night."
2. "Hey, check out this cool new Webcomic I found while hypercrasting the other day!"
Hypercrastinate by t0rp0r December 9, 2008
A disease of blank faces cause by the awe of your opponents' strength.
I waved my hand in his face, but he had Acaitis; there was no emotion, no reaction.
Acaitis by Domino28 October 30, 2021
The most amazing man you’ll ever know ❤️

He’s smart, funny, way too kind for his own good but it makes you realize how much you love him 🥰
You’ll be best friends before falling deeper and deeper in love with the amazing special person.

You’ll never want anyone else in your heart, so don’t lose him. You’ll regret it!
Tylar is the most amazing man on earth, I’m so lucky to have met you!
Tylar by 8 years + December 1, 2021

Libbycharles 

Libby is a short fun loving girl with a funny humor making her truly "hilarious". She is known to go back for seconds when it comes to guys as well as being a dramatic female dog, however, Libbys pros outweigh her cons. She has fantastic nails along with sexy toes and one hella hot pair of knees. Her eyebrows are always on fleek as they are homemade which is why her nickname is Charles. She has an unusually uncomfortable obsession with the Cleveland Cavaliers and has a fetish for guys named Kyle. Her cool eyes and shiny nose are two of her easily distinguishable features. Despite her constant crying and victimization Libby is one of the truest and best friends you will ever have and friends like her only come around so often so jokes aside, if you meet a girl like Libby, grab on and hold tight.
PERSON1:You see that girl over there, the sunburnt one?

PERSON2:Ya, what about her?
PERSON1:She has got such a hot ass

PERSON 2:Yup, she's a Libbycharles alright

Dave Miller 

Person 1:Dear Dave Miller

Dave Miller : you called I'm god
Dave Miller by Glltch August 31, 2022
BASICALLY WOZY MEANS SOMEONE WHO IS SAD (WOES) AND DOZY
Your just wozy
WOZY by wozy af October 26, 2018
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