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twaty little willy 

a Hermatherdite bits
an example of twaty little willy is a person who has a penis and a fanny
A person who loves animal and enjoys anime/manga culture. Also a very carefree and joyful person but most likely is dead inside.
Hello have you meet Weebe.
Weebe by anonymous November 21, 2021
A really, really big vacation that stretches out over both time and distance.
Megan: "First, Jacob and I are spending a week on Maui, then a week on Kauai, two weeks on the Big Island's Kohala Coast, and finally, were off to Papeete for two more weeks. Can you believe it?"

Skylar: "I wish Matthew would take me on a Bigcation!"
Bigcation by PackYourBags August 1, 2012

dollar theater 

a strip club
me: What are you doing tonight?
my friend: I'm going to the dollar theater, you coming?
me: Hell yeah
uwu means "rail me".
ayo, uwu.
uwu by summer1996 May 8, 2021
I don’t know where to start but how about here you so sexy in every way. The way you controlling everything moving is SOo0oO hot. I loved watching you work. You show them how it’s done. We work hard we play hard.

I know we may not communicate well via text but please! Understand I went through dark aileys of depression and I’m just emerging from its shadows. Me being selfless says that’s still no excuse. Sorry to keep you waiting in suspense. I have my reasons. I was withholding my urges because I was under surveillance by 5-oh. (Ef all them hating ass b*tches Seriously F them. They ruined it for us. Bunch of crabs in a barrel. Internalized racism and misogynists. Tried to get rid of me. They don’t know nothing about love. Real love. Them petty b*tches always with the drama. Don’t know how to speak up or boss up. Only causing hostility and a disservice. Nobody defended me. They all turned against me. Between those m-rats & golden retrievers Idk what’s worse a bitch or a snitch. It’s Boss & HBIC here to run tings. They thought they’d take the cake and eat it too huh? tuh. They were all rat-at-ta-tas & lazy bones. The hustle has always been sold separately. I’m sorry to say this but thank god for the pandemic it cancelled a lot of them.) I’LL LOVE YOU UNTIL THE END OF TIME
Niecka: wherever you are there I am
Boss: I LOVE YOU

Niecka: I LOVE YOU MORE. TO THE MOON AND BACK!!! FOREVER AND ALWAYS WILL BE MY ONE AND ONLY. My confidant. My security blanket. My other half.

Boss: I want you to have my last name. Will you marry me? I wanna manager you
Niecka: Yes (papi)*cry’s painfully and hysterically*

Niecka: I can’t do this without you.
Manager by Comeback2meLoVeMeNoW April 20, 2021
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