A Cocktail made with equal parts scotch or rye and pickle juice, and a splash of dry vermouth. Garnish with a pickle spear and a cocktail olive or onion, on the rocks.

Synaptic transmission no longer functioning in ones brain due to intense stupidity, said to be contagious and communicable. Once caught, a person retains their previous knowledge, however is unable to acquire anything further.

always a dickhead he eats shit bro. He's a fuckin' retard.

people who claim to be followers of Jesus Christ, but have a pattern of behavior that is contradictory to the teachings of Christ.

a christian in name only.

a religious person who lacks empathy.

a religious person who is not to be trusted.

A Half-Arsed Sofa Bash-Off. Commonly believed to be the most depressing of all self-pleasuring, the HASBO requires the use of a sofa or settee (and in some circles, possibly a chaise-longue) and generally occurs having woken up in the early afternoon, with minimal possible effort and with no upper-arm movement.

Other common features include a hangover, not having washed for several days, being unemployed, bachelorship and a deep-rooted apathy towards social norms.

An arrogant douche , who has a small penis