Murphy's Logic
If everything goes according to plan, I'll be able to X, so by Murphy's Logic, X isn't going to happen.
Murphy's Logic by SeismicMike February 20, 2011
Urban Dictionary
Wine under the bridge
Variation of the expression "Beer under the bridge", however typically applies to two or more girls who have had too much wine and get into childish, irrational fights.
My girlfriend went on a girls' night out Friday and they all had too much wine. She came home hammered and was crying about some sort of ridiculous argument on the colour of some girl's dress. I said to her "forget about it, it's wine under the bridge".
Wine under the bridge by user8978979 September 19, 2009
boompser
All of a sudden there was a foul odor from the back seat of the car. Uncle Joe turned around and asked, "OK, WHO made the boompser?"
boompser by Coconut Head in Space June 2, 2005
dilf
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fala
fala by hannah sykes October 29, 2007