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Jared Hibbard-Simpson 

J ared Hibbard-Simpson is the best boyfriend ever! He might seem like just another stupid boy at first but once you get to know him, its impossible not to fall in love with him. He will say sweet things to you and tell you you are beautiful at any given time. He is a very protective boyfriend because he thinks your the most beautiful girl in his world. He is so cute , funny and just amazing but he doesn't think very highly of him self, and at times he doesn't think he deserves a beautiful girl. If you have a boyfriend named Jared, i want you to tell him how you feel because he is the type of person that will truly listen to every word that you say . Once you fall for him, he will always have a place in your heart no matter what you do. Jared Hibbard-Simpson is the most sweet and sesitive man you will ever meet. His heart is too big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. If you fall in love with him, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. Dont ever break his heart. He is to fragile. My favorite thing about Jared is he always gives the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. That warmth you feel you'll never feel with anyone else in the world . Unsure of himself at times, but Knows what he wants and goes after it. Jared will do great things with his life. Probably will even change the world, I know he's changed mine!
I am the luckiest girl in the world to have Jared Hibbard-Simpson in my life!
Wood by daniel knight July 7, 2003
Person: take a look of this person

Person 2: hot
Hot gay mean
Hot by Annoyingguy1234 January 31, 2018
Word uses by french creole's speaker in order to flame white people or foreigner.

"Can also write zoreille."
"That zoreille speaks pig zorey".
Zorey by gkhfhgh December 7, 2025
A female that lives to satisfy her boyfriend/spouse/ significant other; mentally, emotionally, and yes even sexually. A female that will do anything to please him, but only for him. Haters call her hoe, but her man calls her wifeyy.
Yo i definitely need to stop messing with these little girls and find me a Zyhiq.
Zyhiq by J.Babz February 24, 2009
Overweight, pale-skinned women who dress in skimpy clothing and have poor oral hygiene. Generally found very attractive to older, British men.
Look at that Schoal, hope she finds her Brit one day.
Schoal by worddoctor2.0 August 21, 2011

tequiliated 

Past tense of “to tequiliate”.
Adj. a concoction made using tequila
Tacos are best enjoyed with tequiliated drinks.
Margaritas are my favorite tequiliated
tequiliated by AuxiliumOpus April 28, 2022
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