n. An ALT, through and through.
(see: alternate-life-tripper)

Someone who's less than 50% Irish, who's closest relative actually from Ireland is their great great great grandfather/grandmother, who goes around saying they actually are "FULL IRISH" or "Irish". Usually residing in Canada and America. They have no culture ties to the country, and usually do not have an Irish first, middle or last name. They usually do not even look a little bit Irish, yet think they are. They have never been to Ireland, and know nothing about the country.
Unlike myself and many others that have a parent or grandparent and have been to Ireland and have cultural ties, which makes the REAL irish descendents in America and Canada pissed off. Even the Real Irish such as myself do not go around saying I am "full Irish" because we are not. My mother is from Ireland and I was born in North America, which makes me North American with Irish descent.

When making eye contact with a member of the oppisite sex that is so good you want to jump their bones at that exact moment. A person can generaly tell when they have given some one an eyegasm. The eyegasmie well generally:

1. Lose their footing and possibly go weak at the knees
2. (If male) Discretly tuck up their boner
3. Shake uncontrolably

a person who acts not like himself or really dumb under the influence of cannabis.

Fecal matter deposited into someone's dryer usually.