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dilapidater 

A man or woman who exaggerates their assets and lies about their age on internet dating sites. When you meet them in person they are actually much older and far more rundown.
Friend 1: How was your blind date with that guy last night?

Friend 2: It was a nightmare, he said he was 34 but he was actually 49 and I am pretty sure he was wearing a hairpiece.

Friend 1: He sounds like a dilapidater.
dilapidater by Free Ranger June 3, 2007
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Marzipan 

A stupid dits who had a weird urge to go out w/ homestarrunner.com's dumbest character, homestar....this coming from the mouth of Strong Bad
See Natalie Caplan
Marzipan by Jesus' friend March 30, 2003

Filthy Chewbacca 

The sexual act in which the male partner defecates in large quantities while holding onto his spouse. This is generally precluded by pulling a Chewbacca mask out from under the pillow, donning it and yelling like the titular Wookie.
"Have you tried the Filthy Chewbacca yet?"

"Aw man! Last night I treated my girl to a romantic dinner, took laxatives and had beautiful sex with her. After she fell asleep in my arms, I put on my Wookie mask, pulled her in tight, flooded the bed with shit and yelled like Chewbacca!"

Male: "*Chewbacca Yell*"
Girl: "NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LET GO OF ME".
Filthy Chewbacca by SpaceToast December 8, 2010

Nerdvert 

A pervy girl who is totally into nerds.
Sheldon from "The Big Bang Theory" totally turns me on....I'm such a nerdvert!
Nerdvert by Nerd Lovaaaa November 23, 2009

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The Casualties

a perfect example of why punk is dead.

trite cliche lyrics, an image/music style stuck somewhere in east london in 1982... kind of like a "punk" sha-na-na. if you made a cartoon of what "punk" is "supposed" to be you'd come up with them.

i will give them credit for being martketing geniuses.... jake bought a house in new jersey with all the money they've made off all you moron's purchasing their shirts! they could never put out another crummy record and still make a living off you suckers from mech sales alone!!!
"the casualties are playing in town again? guess they're touring for their nursery rhymes album now"

"i know, what a bunch of crap"
The Casualties by nonotnyet November 28, 2009
SHANE IS A FUCKING DICK AND HE HAS HERPES AND A SMALL FUCKING WANG WITH WRINKLY ASS BALLS!!!!
Shane by bigbootyhoegorlishgoul December 7, 2018