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Urban Dictionary

Unrealistic expectation of the sexual world. Many people who watch porn expect the same experience to happen to them when they get involved in sexual activities and when their expectations aren't fulfilled they either feel that they are doing something wrong or that their partner is pathetic at sex.
Why can't my girlfriend squirt? All the girls in porn videos can.
Why isn't my boyfriend enjoying sex? Is it because i'm not as sexy as the girls in porn videos?
Why isn't my girlfriend moaning as loud as the girls in porn videos? Am I doing something wrong?
Porn by real things are better October 25, 2013

National mouse breeder day 

January 8th is National Mouse Breeder Day
It's January 8th which is National Mouse Breeder Day, I celebrate by breeding mice to give to my pet snakes

Fire Head 

When a female can deliver stimulation to a penis in a very efficient and pleasurable manner.
Dave: Bro shorty gave me FIRE HEAD this morning
Me: Nice bro, u my dawg!!
a baby cat! sometimes they can't meow properly yet and they are sooo cute!
my kitten is my baby!
kitten by Dave May 13, 2005

dicscribe 

When you write with your dick instead of your heads, leading to poor grammar.
“Bro, just dicscribe Jessica a message, I did that the other day”.
dicscribe by PeeTheMan March 29, 2022

Ginger Camel 

Red headed, large breasted female of breathtaking beauty.
Look at the humps on that ginger camel.
Ginger Camel by Moxy69 December 16, 2011
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