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Harkiret 

The absolute most handsome man on the planet. He is the kindest, most genuine, thoughtful, sweetest, amazing , most wonderful person ever. To know him, is a privilege. He’s so incredibly mature and intelligent, he’s just perfect. He makes everyone around him feel good about themselves, and he cares so much for the people in his life. He’s hilarious, and never fails to make people laugh. He’s just so precious, and if you happen to be his partner, you’re very, very lucky.
Wow, Harkiret is just the best, isn’t he?
Harkiret by Picklessss November 22, 2021

Toilet paper dick 

When you’re cleaning jizz off of your penis and toilet paper gets stuck to yours dick
“Dude after I came to a picture of Miranda I gave myself toilet paper dick”
Also used by the less able minded of us (charvers), this time it is used when they are happy, extatic even.....or they have taken druge, either way it works
1)Oh yah, i got 40 tabs im buzzin;

2)Oh hes buzzin on XTC
Buzzin' by Hormoaning October 17, 2003

ebaynium 

Cheap unbranded or broke ass parts bought off ebay and slapped on a ricer G35 or a ricer civic.
Guy 1: "I bought an ebaynium rear spoiler for my BRZ!!"
Guy 2: "kill yourself"
ebaynium by Schzercro November 1, 2023

devious lick 

where people steel stuff from school and take and or destroyed it
bruh did u see that devious lick Jayden did today that’s shit was hella cool!
devious lick by sweatyhoe September 15, 2021

Shangxiety

A feeling of uneasiness or dread. Such-as, a feeling of impending doom, after a night of drinking, and subsequently being Shanghaied on the streets of Portland, Oregon.
That fool got dropped last night. You know he feelin' that Shangxiety.
Shangxiety by pearlmax October 13, 2026
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