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Parade Baton

A public erection or semi erection sported by a man that parades around the beach in his speedo swim trunks. These may also be observed on nudist beaches minus the trunks.
Jeeze check out the drum major over there he almost poked me in the eye with his parade baton.
Parade Baton by Steev3d October 2, 2014
Breasts of any size or shape, but with particularly elastic, big digestive nips.
Check oot they noppers!
Noppers by G. Borrasquith December 28, 2008
Ur just a dook
Ur a dook bruh
Dook by Brieieieie September 6, 2021

parloring  

The activity of touring massage parlors with a group of like-minded friends and degenerates. Especially relevant usage in urban areas with large Asian populations (i.e., San Francisco, New York).
Joe: What do you want to do after the horse track?

Matt: You wanna go parloring after? I hear the service at the Sunshine Spa is excellent.

Joe: Sounds delightful.
parloring by SleazeyE March 27, 2009

creme brugay 

A creme brulee dish served on the west coast that is covered with man butter
Alecia usually orders the cheesecake but for some reason the thought of biting into a warm creme brugay and having man butter shoot down her throat seemed more applealing on a cold day.
creme brugay by forge October 17, 2008
a person who does not care abt others feelings
safak by cappar April 23, 2003
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