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canada history 

Defined by Stephen Colbert of the Colbert report("Coal-bear Re-pore") as a sex act that uses Moose antlers (including the skull), maple syrup, and the stanley cup. This sexuall act is performed when two gay french canadians give eachother hot maple syrup enemas, and then release maple syrup covered fecalmater into the stanley cup. Soon after said gay french canadians battle to the death with moose antlers and reach arounds........the survivor gets a large serving of french fries and gravy for pleasing the canadian moose god (a.k.a. the maple moose)
1-"Man frank sure is walking funny".

2- "He must of had too much "canada history" last night"
1- "ahhhh so thats why his farts smell like maple syrup, and french fries with gravy".
canada history by Red A. Massive February 5, 2010
Aahz by Ollie nggggg May 20, 2022
A little bitch who only snitches. Her only friends are her dolls and they don’t even like her there forced to play with her. The only person who actually looks at her is no one.
Oh look it’s Julia she has no friends
Julia by Amogus touch me October 27, 2021

Bang the ones 

A word used by minorities to describe having a fight with no weapons.
Originally found in Boston in the early 21st centuries.
Asian gangsta 1 : Yo lets go fuck up them C town kids i hear they want to bang the ones.
Asian gangsta 2 : FOR REAL?
Asian gangsta 1 : YA
Bang the ones by kman7777 February 8, 2009

Canine Cumshot 

Right as you're cumming, your dog trots over and walks right into your cumshot making your pooch temporarily blind and disoriented.
Jim: The weirdest thing happened to my dog yesterday.
John: What happened bro?
Jim: I gave him an accidental Canine Cumshot.

John: WTF!
Canine Cumshot by DarkWolfRising January 4, 2011

forgrotat 

like faggot, except MUCH more severe.
"shut up you forgrotat"
*instant death*
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