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Urban Dictionary

Invisible Shit 

The event that occurs when one takes a dump, and upon standing to flush the toilet cannot see the recently disposed waste. Usually happens when a larger dump is taken.
John was coming over to see a movie, but he took an invisible shit and thinks that toilet leprechauns are after his feces.
Invisible Shit by KenyaEast January 25, 2009
A handsome boy who is typically an asshole on the outside, yet compassionate in the inside. Can be a trouble maker and rule breaker but has innocent intentions.
“ Who’s that guy, he’s kinda an asshole?”
“ Oh that’s just Trenden.”
trenden by Ollie Kallya Laytor August 10, 2019

september 28 

If you were born on september 28th you probably suck. You probably stalk girls and make them have emotional stress. Manipulative AFFFFF. If you like someone who was born on september 28th WATCH OUT... good kissers though
Bro I like this guy but he was born on September 28th
Nah bro you gotta drop him
september 28 by rugbygod69 October 18, 2019

The Gentleman's Oath 

The Gentleman's oath is as follows:

never fart on a man's balls
"you remember the oath i made you take a while ago? The Gentleman's Oath, i must now ask you to break it, Fart on Princess Kenny's balls douchebag"
-Eric Cartman

Crazy? I was crazy once. 

A copypasta meme from early internet culture that was made famous by Youtuber Kryoz. The saying is able to go on a loop.

EX:

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once-
"Crazy? I was crazy once.-" "Shut the Fuck up Gerald, we're trying to sleep!"

ni hao kai-lan 

the distant and iconic relative of all chinese people that exist today
kai-lain, kai-lan, kai-lan, kai-lan! ni hao!

ni hao kai-lan!
ni hao kai-lan by placenta lasagna December 12, 2023
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