spiderman

Most of these are right. But after you do the *thwip* web thing and throw cum in her face, you have to jump out the nearest window and shout "Crikey". Otherwise it's pretty weak.

Spiderman, sex, thwip, window, crikey

spiderman by johnstitch January 26, 2007

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ASSPLOSION

When your sphincter can no longer contain the gyser like forces in your colon and either matter or gas escapes in such a violent manner that it causes mass distress to everyone around.

1) I was walking by a friend's cubicle when he had an assplosion. I can still see all of my coworkers running much like Harrison Ford would run from a detonating bomb!

2) I was sitting in a stall when someone next to me assploded. The stench was so foul and the sound so wretched, I decided to just wipe later and get the heck out of there!

ASSPLOSION by Jon Sanchez September 5, 2006

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Three P's

Pussy, Plate of food, and a Place to stay. The only things a man really needs. Usually a stupid lonely woman can provide these things at her own expense.

Lonely Woman: "It's alright. He'll get a job soon. I'm just helping him out until his consulting business gets off the ground."

Savvy Friend: "Don't even kid yourself, girl. All he wants is the Three P's"

Three P's by Cor-dog April 3, 2009

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unboyfriend

The guy a woman hangs out with and does boyfriend-girlfriend relationship things with, but she's not really going out with him nor does she want to sleep with him.

friend: What did you do last night?

woman: My unboyfriend and I went for a nice dinner.

friend: Did anything happen between you two yet?

woman: No, we're just friends who happen to be undating.

unboyfriend by bambolii October 14, 2012

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Neon

A byproduct of the water and glucose molecules having a chemical reaction due to UV rays higher than 8. It contains a PH level of 6. Number 10 on PT.

We can make neon from the chemical reaction.

Neon by The infamous onceler May 12, 2024

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Laylah

Laylah is deppresed af, Big ass, Liked by everyone.

Laylah is deppresed, but we like her a lot.

Laylah by SkylerGamer May 31, 2020

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Pranjul

Pranjul , Pranjul is smart caring helpful loyal loveable kind of person. You can completely trust him.He gets angry easily . sometimes he is very confused with his own thoughts. He hides his sadness his low phase from others .He is a kind of guy who is always there for his friends and family. He'll do any possible thing to help other. You're so lucky if you have a Pranjul in your life .

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Pranjul by True feels November 23, 2021

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