pipnap

getting kidnapped by an old guy in a van who mistakes you for his dead boyfriend

"Whoa, did you hear what happened to Philip?"

"Yeah, he was probably pipnapped."

pipnap by catfucker xd April 21, 2018

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Tragiic

My wifes delulu aha head

Its tragiic how My perfect and so really goregous so sexyyy looking wifeyyy Linea! has the craziest skitz and does not know whats true and whats not true anymore i need to let everybody know she be lying to me every single day and its hurting my skin I LOVE YYOU SOOO MUCHO MORE MY EVERYTHING!!!

Tragiic by Tragiic March 7, 2025

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Avalien

Funny Goofy Talented Amazing Smart Weird

Avalien is a beautiful person.

Avalien by Candy lips May 2, 2021

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bald haireded

When a person has the ability to grow hair, but chooses not to.

I shaved my head so now I am bald haireded. He can't grow hair so he is bald, not bald haireded.

bald haireded by Moshe Rueven January 17, 2008

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Mexican Deluxe

When you take anal beads out of a women’s ass and swallow all the shit that comes out of it

Ripa gave McGuire a Mexican Deluxe last night

Mexican Deluxe by auxzq May 27, 2021

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London Fog

When your partner has an ice cube in their mouth and breaths cold air on you before performing cunnilingois

Before he went down on me he gave me a cool sensation when he did a London Fog on me.

London Fog by Femmeword January 26, 2020

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Meat surfing

A girl on Tinder.

All the guys I know are douchebags, I should try meat surfing.

Meat surfing by Moonbeam Giggleshart August 10, 2016

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