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clot of smegma 

a moldy cheeselike substance that can be found inside the foreskin of an uncircumcised male

smeg-muh
I wonder where I can get a clot of smegma to put in that bastards sandwhich.
clot of smegma by CassieDisaster January 26, 2006

fizztaki 

My Band is fizztaki
fizztaki by Roby Keating March 3, 2018

bowlerizer 

Syllables: bowl·er·iz·er
Pronunciation: 'bO-l&r-I-z&r
Function: noun

1 : (Used mostly in continental European mix-mash British/American broken English) an eggregious braggart (usually a male), with a misplaced confidence in his sense of syle and a cocky swagger.

2 : a confidence man; a guileful salesman
a) "Stop being such a bowlerizer, and just be honest with me."

b) "Look at those bowlerizers with Beckham haircuts and Goodyear Adidas. Let's walk on the other side of the street from them."
bowlerizer by Aarontheeditor May 21, 2006
A passionate feeling of affection for another person
She only thought she loved him but she still hadn't found the right person for true love.
Love by Still looking December 9, 2008
A PERSON WITH A SHORT CRUSTY NECK.
SOMEONE WHO NORMALLY LIVES IN A UNSANITARY HABITAT.

A PERSON WITH POOR HYGIENE ESPECIALLY ONE WHO DOES NOT WASH THEIR NECK AREA.
TANYA: HEY GIRL WHY DIDN'T YOU COME TO THE PARTY LAST NIGHT?

KELLY: GIRL, I HAD TO STAY HOME AND TAKE CARE OF THIS TOENECK! I WAS CRUSTY AS HELL.

TANYA: OH NO! I JUST MADE A COMPOUND CREAM TO HELP WITH THAT! ILL BRING YOU SOME.

KELLY: THANKS!
TOENECK by mellborne October 31, 2018

Magnabox 

That fucking playa has a 12" Magnabox TV in his room!
Magnabox by Jeremy November 24, 2003
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