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Hazel-Nutting 

Dipping balls in hazelnut syrup and having it licked off
She was hazel-nutting him good
Hazel-Nutting by AnotherShittyName December 3, 2017
to strike or slap the victim's face with the shaft of an erect penis. Can often cause severe damage to the shaft but most find the act worth it as the "blapsee" is officially your biatch from that point forward.
"I'm at the hospital"
"oh you poor thing what happened?"
"I blapsed a guy at school and he had a nose ring, so they had to amputate to prevent infection"
"o__O ..."
blapse by Arran2 September 5, 2008
A term used when quickly typing "gay" online as an insult toward someone of weaker status. (i.e. a faggot)
You see this team of faggots? They're going to end right now for no reason. They're such a bunch of gasy kids.
Gasy by ChampionOfChaos April 3, 2026
A rancid pile of lugas drop. Likes to read faggot tales and watches candid camera on weekends with Baabla. Pets the cunt for fun, and smells the AM dairy on wives. Favorite Quote: "Smells like updog in here."
Fairy Tundra. Afternoon cycle clits. Right.
Zammit by Brochiotis October 23, 2004
MGK stands for (Marshall Gonna Killme) the white rapper MGK who LOVES tattos recently released his diss track Rap devil on the rap god Eminem himself and got roasted by Eminem's reply diss track Killshot which made him look like the new wierd kid at school, honestly, we should give a moment of silence to white rapper MGK for sacrificing his career to bring back Eminem and letting him release Killshot, bye bye MGK...

Wierdo: Yo bro Rap Devil roasted Eminem and is way better that Killshot

Me and every person who has a brain:*facepalm*..... this is why aliens don't visit us.....and they're right...
Wierdo: Yo bro MGK's Rap Devil roasted Eminem and is way better that Killshot

Me and every person who has a brain:*facepalm*..... this is why aliens don't visit us.....and they're right...
MGK by MGK=Marshall gonna killme January 3, 2019
A sexual act in which you will need the following animals:
An elephant, a lion, a zebra, and a llama.

The reciever of a zookakke must suck on the llama's penis while simulateously allowing the elephant to have anal sex with them while they lick the zebras vagina and allow the lion to chew on their dick.

Only one of these events have been recorded in 1934 by an Albanian munk before his untimely death in Africa on a Rhino hunt.
Does everybody know what time it is?
Judging by all of these exotic animals I would say it's ZOOKAKKE!!!!!!!!
Zookakke by BronzeArmor March 20, 2008